Things kids say!!!

One of the most entertaining thing about raising kids (especially when they're younger) is the funniest things kids say. These things remain in our hearts forever. Recently I checked with some mums what was the most embarrassing, pretty intelligent or funniest thing their child has said. Here is the quotes moms shared with Momsters 

Super Embarrassing

Kids know how to make their parent's face go red with embarrassment. Here are some of the most embarrassing things moms have shared with us:

Promita says my 4.5 year old Pratham, being a big chatterbox once asked a very awkward question when we were inside our apartment lift. There was a man with a big pot belly with us in the lift, Pratham saw him and asked in front of him "why this uncle has a big tummy". I was so badly embarrassed and at the same time felt like laughing loudly to his innocence. I guess this is something everyone must have done, in his/her childhood.

Bindu Vaz says, "My daughter was 2 years old and we were sitting right in front in the church for Sunday mass. We told her that she should keep quiet because the priest was going to tell a story. When the priest started the sermon, there was pin drop silence in the church and my kid speaks up loud and clear - "I don't like this story!" Everyone including the priest had a good laugh."

Gayathri Ananth tells Momsters "Young and old (more of oldies) had gathered for a family function. My 2.5yr old did not come to me the whole day. I was missing him very badly. He was ignoring me royally since he had all the attention of the crowd. I said loudly '' Who is going to give Gayathri amma a kiss?". and phat came the answer 'Ananth Appa' left me totally embarrassed in front of all uncles, aunts and paati's"

Vidya Lohith shares, her 4.5 year old "asks me "who made me amma" I said Amma and Acha (Father) assuming she would leave the topic there. Next second she goes tells another aunty carrying her grandson "A's Mamma and Pappa made A". Damn felt so embarrassed!"

Pooja Agrawal Goenka shares her experience: My husband, 3.5 yr old daughter and I had gone to marks & spencer. While I was in the trial room she discovered the undergarment section. She started screaming at the top of her voice "papa look bumpys" and started pulling him there. Just then I came to his rescue and told her she can take mamma if she likes. Well... It didn't stop there. She pulled me through all the isles in the section and pointed out loudly to all the pieces of undergarment I own. "Mamma you have this, no?"

Shweta Sharan shares, "We were at a family function with a lot of old people, especially old paatis and perimmas, sitting in the stage along with the newly weds. They were all holding walking sticks. My daughter looked up at them and told me "the wicked witches are sitting with their wands." It really embarrassed me!

Veena Guru says, "When my 3 year old refused to say 'Hi' to one of the relative. I insisted, she said, 'I do not like that aunty' in front of the relative" Ouch!

Pretty intelligent Kids

Kids can be extremely intelligent as well, and they tend to surprise their own parents at times.

Gayathri Vamsi tells us "My son was 2.5 yrs old then.... We were driving back home from soccer classes and when we reached he asks me... Mamma who do you think loves me the most???? With 100% confidence I said who else its me... He says no mamma I think moon loves me the most. Surprised n shocked why do you say that lucky???? Because he is following me everywhere I go."

Vibha Rao "A friend had this conversation once with my son. Friend: A, I have problem, can you help me. A: Sure. Friend: I have this cow and it just wont talk to me. What should i do. A: (very seriously) I think you should ignore the cow. It will talk to you then! He was all of 4 at that time, i am not even sure if he knew what ignore meant!!"

Charu Suri Juneja shares a funny & intelligent incident "My 4.10 year daughter was watching Discovery Channel on which they were showing earth in the space. My daughter asked "Mamma, why the names of the countries are not written?" 

And now about my little 2.5 year old Zoe,  who keeps on surprising us with pretty intelligent things she says recently was playing with her shape blocks and I was working out. Zoe asked me the name of a shape I just glanced at it and saw a triangular shape. I thought she might get confused and said "Baby this is a triangle"... phat came the reply "Oh no no mum! Its a diamond.... time out" Get that
Funny or what???

Super Funny/Adorable

 Kids can be seriously funny, and everyone besides the child gets a good laugh. 

Bindu Vaz shares "So in the village convent school she attended, my daughter was 4 years old and dressed up as a ballerina at the fancy dress competition. We had practiced singing "I am Nina a pretty ballerina...." When her turn comes she walks up the stage, picks up the mike and introduces herself and then looks straight at me in the audience and announces on the mike, "Mama now what should I say?" Cuteness or what?!

Shweta Sharan tells us "My 3 year old daughter's pediatrician is a sweet, thin, balding man, also an excellent doctor. Whenever our consultation is over, she signs off by saying "bye beautiful" to him!"

Deepa Padmanaban says "We were on a ride called 'Trip to Mars' in Disneyland. My younger one who was 3 at that time, wanted to go to the bathroom. I told him to wait until the ride was done. When we came out, I started looking around for signs to a restroom, when my son pointing to a few people standing ,said,"Ma, why don't you ask these nice people from Mars where the bathroom is!"

Vibha Rao tells us "once when my son was 3, we went to the doctor, and i was explaining to the doc about how he breathes really laboriously in the night and how noisy it is. So he tells the doc seriously - i think there's a tiger in my nose!" LOL 

Gayathri Suresh shares "When my son was 2 years old we were driving down from our house to office. Everyday we used to pass in front of a church, one day I was in a not so good mood, driving down same road suddenly my son shouts saying mamma see God has changed new clothes looking at the board. I suddenly saw and laughed like hell, it was Christmas time they had painted the board."

Hope you all had a nice laugh, we sure did!!!